Oh, she lives all alone in a house by a school
She wears fur coats and hats and old-fashioned jewels
And her one aim in life is to be on the screen
Top dealin' for Granny,
that's her favourite dream
So once a year,
Granny takes her trip,
go blimey!
Always first class and she's really quip
While the movie auditions in Hollywood town She always turns up,
so she's always turned down
So Granny,
my dear,
we all wish you the best And I'm glad you find your happiness
And one day on the screen,
Granny's bound to be seen If she turns up again,
she's bound to find fame
So once a year,
Granny takes her trip,
go blimey! Always first class and she's really quip
While the movie auditions in Hollywood town She always turns up,
so she's always turned down
So Granny, my dear, we all wish you the best
And I'm glad you find your happiness