I want to talk to you.The last time we talked, Mrs. Smith, you reduced me to tears.I promise you, it won't happen again.Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my quiz or a smile?Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like?I could be wholesome, I could be lonesome, guess I'm a little bit shy.Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try?I try to be like Grace Kelly.But all her looks were too sad.So I'll try a little flirty.I've got an identity, my...I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky.I could be colorful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like.Gotta be green, gotta be me, gotta be everything more.Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door?How can I help it? How can I help it? How can I help what you think?Hello my baby, hello my baby, putting my life on the brink.Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you like yourself?Should I bend over? Should I look older? Just to be put on your shelf?I try to be like Grace Kelly.But all her looks were too sad.So I'll try a little flirty.I've got an identity, my...I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky.I could be colorful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like.Gotta be green, gotta be me, gotta be everything more.Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door?Say what you want to satisfy yourself.Satisfy yourself.But you only want what everybody else says you should.What you want.I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky.I could be colorful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like.Gotta be green, gonna be me, gonna be everything more.Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? So walk out the door.I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky.I could be colorful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like.Gotta be green, gotta be me, gonna be everything more.Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door?Walk out the door.Ahhhh.Country, we're leaving.Ka-ching-da!Thank you for watching!