This is GPN the ghetto pyshic network
I'm your host Alota Vagina
Who?
Alota Vagina ho Now our pyshics have traveled the world
Demonstrating their amazing pyshic powers
Tonight were in a world famous brick city
Knocking on motherfucking doors
Showing what our experts have done for niggas lives Aight y'all right now were in Brandon court
And um mm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers
Let's see what she's got to say Girl it's the ghetto pyshic network
Alota Vagina
Hey girl tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya
Well girl let me tell you what my GPN pyshic had done for me
He told me that I was gon' be trippin' on two niggas
And suckin' two dicks at the same time
And here they are Pop and Trev say hi motherfuckers
Oh *** what up yeah what up See whew look what the pyshic network has done for this bitch live
Now let's go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer
Alota Vagina from the ghetto pyshic network open tha door
Alota Vagina that bitch from
That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial Hey is this *** on TV?
Tell us how the ghetto pyshic network has worked for you?
Well my physic network told me
I was going to have some time off from my job
But then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other motherfucker
So I had to smoke both of they asses
So you see I am going to have time off
25 years off pyshic network you was right again Now need I say more, our ghetto hot line is open for all calls
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