1 for the G, 2 to make em jump 3 for the hoes, they be fiendin' for the ghetto funk
Got em fiendin' for the ghetto funk Got em fiendin' for the ghetto funk
LSA whipped up, cranked up, ooh wee, got two freaks in the jacuzzi
Wanna do me, me and my homie, I ain't trippin' on no mother***in' roni
Hit the club, start bumpin', jumpin', cat in my drawers and the niggas still humpin'
On this hoe, but the bitch came full of gas, true niggas and you know we feelin' strapped
Catch a nigga talk ***, put they lights out, other words, ex-niggas out like white out
Roll through the timeline with my niggas deep, don't give a *** about these hoes or the police
Got a thief on my way to the telly, stop and got some lobster and steak to feed the belly
Hit the liquor store, got to pick up gin and juice, cause you know, I got to have my 80 proof
Dang smoke, comin' out the window, hit the side show, busted a nigga in the pinto
It ain't nothin' but a mother***in' gangsta party, it ain't nothin' but a gangsta party
1 for the G, 2 to make em jump 3 for the hoes, they be fiendin' for the ghetto funk
Got em fiendin' for the ghetto funk Got em fiendin' for the ghetto funk
Motel, motel, holiday inn, I'm bout to *** me a girl, but I'm a *** her friend
Now if you know what you came to do, I'll be true, baby, don't believe hype
You know that about me and you, now if you down with OPP, yeah, you know me
It ain't no fun if my homies can't have none, now we share skirts like hell
Frankly, I don't care, I get to sit and run and then I'm up out of there
Now, um, baby, lately, you can't get with me if we don't let him ho
It's all about my business, now I really don't care what you like and what you don't
Cause, um, all the thing I'm trying to do is get you drunk
Now, I'm a diver, but I don't skinny dip
Now, picture this, a skinny nigga between the hips
And I'm about to dip off in the traffic, smilin' and laughin', I'm at that
I had that, we did that, I done that
1 for the jeans, 2 to make him jump 3 for the hoes, they be fiendin' for the ghetto funk
I got em fiendin' for the ghetto funk I got em fiendin' for the ghetto funk
Bouncin' to the party, I just got paid
I'm lookin' for the finest hoes so I can get laid
I done seen more ass than any gynecologist, smooth like a prism
Got my B and my masters in this playa-ism
No more than 5 minutes, a chocolate bun
I thought she was a B cause she wants to *** with her
Well, baby, let's discuss this
My name is Big Ed, and a nigga got more dick than Buck
See, I'm fun, got more pipe than a plumber
They heard I'm like a monsoon cause a nigga hit like thunder
And I got em creamin' like a twin
I'm a bad man, ask a girl and her best friend
I like to bend em, and then I slide on em
So if you're down with the foreplay, give me a six
See, I'm 2 to the gang
So here's to sister, your mama, your daughter
So here's to son
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