I like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for tea
When I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for me
I like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chops
And when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slops
Since I was only very small, I've been a fussy eater
I've never liked that baby rubbish that everyone would feed ya
But strange enough, I really took to a delicate delight
With a soft yellow centre in a lovely sea of white
I like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for tea
When I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for me
I like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chops
And when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slops
Of all the food they chucked at me, the worst was pureed meat
It tastes like granny's slippers and smelt like grandad's feet
And as for mashed potatoes, I don't like mashed potatoes
Potato with hidden bits of green
Gee, parents are stupid sometimes
You must think I'm silly to try that one on me
I like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for tea
When I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for me
I like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chops
And when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slops
I like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for tea
When I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for me
I like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chops
And when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slops
My dad cleans up, my sister cleans up, my brother cleans up
Do you clean up? I don't clean up, my mum cleans up me slops
I don't clean up. Mom cleans up me slops