I like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for teaWhen I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for meI like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chopsAnd when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slopsSince I was only very small, I've been a fussy eaterI've never liked that baby rubbish that everyone would feed yaBut strange enough, I really took to a delicate delightWith a soft yellow centre in a lovely sea of whiteI like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for teaWhen I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for meI like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chopsAnd when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slopsOf all the food they chucked at me, the worst was pureed meatIt tastes like granny's slippers and smelt like grandad's feetAnd as for mashed potatoes, I don't like mashed potatoesPotato with hidden bits of greenGee, parents are stupid sometimesYou must think I'm silly to try that one on meI like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for teaWhen I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for meI like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chopsAnd when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slopsI like gooey eggs for dinner and gooey eggs for teaWhen I'm feeling hungry, it's gooey eggs for meI like them when they're runny and dripplin' down me chopsAnd when I'm finished eating, Mum cleans up me slopsMy dad cleans up, my sister cleans up, my brother cleans upDo you clean up? I don't clean up, my mum cleans up me slopsI don't clean up. Mom cleans up me slops