thank you for the easter bunny
sitting at my door
it wasn't made of chocolate
but it *** right on my floor
thank you god for christmas trees
return the gifts for money
thank you for my paycheck
now here's your 10%
I'd love to give you more
but I barely make my rent
thank you lord for turning
fruity grapes right into wine
it sure does make it easy
to try out my pick-up line
once there was no T.P.
inside my hotel room
the bible had 10,000 pages
but I only used a few
sunday school such a joy
forced to fondle reverend roy
good friday
