He's just me by the hair It's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed But I won't turn out the light just Don't forget you Think about me and I Won't forget you Alright you once a week she said Once a week she said Why does it feel the same If all in love we'll break it off And if your love is just a game then I must have missed that kick off Don't depend on me to ever follow through Anything but I'd go through hell for you and I haven't been this scared In a long time And I'm so unprepared So here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words A simple melody This world's an ugly place But you're so beautiful sky leaf And I'll think about the times You kissed me after class And you put up with my friends I acted like an ass I ditched my lecture To watch the girls play soccer Is my picture Still hanging in your locker I haven't been this scared In a long time And I'm so unprepared So here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words A simple melody This world's an ugly place But you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared In a long time And I'm so unprepared So here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words A simple melody This world's an ugly place But you're so beautiful To Travis! Hey, Mark! Hey! If you guys are anything like me, you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father. What? Just me? I'm like you. I try to seduce your daddy. Remember? Remember that one time when I walked over to your house and your brother was there with a peanut butter smeared all over his wiener and he's all, come here, boy! Come here! Come here, boy! Who likes the skippy? Who likes the skippy peanut butter? This song's really hard to play. It's really hard to play. I would appreciate it if you don't listen to me for the next two and a half minutes, all right? Shut the *** up!