Three days later, go see the doctor... I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat

Clapping my hands and stomping my feet

I saw a little lady so neet and petite

So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet

So I asked this lady could I take her out

We could wine and dine and we could talk about

The birds and the bees in my waterbed

And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head

We continued to talk, and before you knew it

We were at my house and it was time to do it

As soon as I finished, I lost my poise

Ran outside and told all my boys

I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"

They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"

The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her

But three days later, go see the doctor I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right

She felt so good, hugged me so tight

I said "Good night"

Three days later...

Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing

Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing

I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"

I'm a kill that girl next time I see her

The madder I got, the more I reminice

Why is my thing thing burning like this?

Well I remember the first day I saw that girl

I just couldn't wait to rock her world

I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"

What have I done stuck my dick in?

Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave

Calls her Mrs. Microwave

Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn

The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned

But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her

But three days later, go see the doctor I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"

He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"

I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"

Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt

He turned and said in a real deep voice

"Have it your way, if that's your choice

And I'll put it down if you want me to put it

But don't blame me if it turns into a foot

Extending from the middle of your body

And the next time you see your cute hottie

You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do

Is just kick her, so go take karate"

As I turned around to receive my injection

I said "Next time I'll use some protection"

If I see another girl and I get an erection

I'm walking in the other direction

Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance

So I'm keeping my *** inside my pants

And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her

Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor