He was headed into Boston in a big long diesel truck. It was his first trip to Boston, he was having all bad luck. He was going the wrong direction down a one-way street downtown. And this is what we heard him say as the police chased him down. Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around. It's the easiest way that I've found. Some guys can turn around a dime for turning right downtown. But I need 40 acres to turn this rig around. When he found where to unload, he had a dreadful shock. His trailer pointed to the road, his cab right to the dock. And as he looked around him, through his tears he made this sound. Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around. Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around. It's the easiest way that I've found. Some guys can turn around a dime for turning right downtown. But I need 40 acres to turn this rig around. When he finally got unloaded, he was glad to leave that town. He was feeling mighty happy going back to Alabama. When up ahead he saw a sign that said you are northward bound. He said give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around. Now give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around. It's the easiest way that I've found. Some guys can turn around a dime for turning right downtown. But I need 40 acres to turn this rig around. He was driving down the right lane when he saw another sign. He had to make a left turn but he couldn't get in line. The tears were streaming down his cheeks and we all heard him yell. Give me 40 sticks of dynamite and I'll blow this rig. Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around. It's the easiest way that I've found. Some guys can turn around a dime for turning right downtown. But I need 40 acres to turn this rig around. Uh oh, there's a Volkswagen. Would you mind moving the Volkswagen please? You there in the van, get your hippies out of the way. We're about to come all...