I remember the first time, like it was yesterday It was an October evening, at a high school football game, right behind the Blue Jays Where no one could see, your trembling hand reached for my hand, and you said to me, Diamond Budgie, give me a kiss You've got something that I can't resist Puffer up those ruby red lips Diamond Budgie, give me a kiss Now we've got seven children, and we're expecting number eight We've got plenty of bedrooms, but we're running out of space How did all this get started? I think we both know You know what you told me in high school, so many years ago Diamond Budgie, give me a kiss You've got something that I can't resist Puffer up those ruby red lips Diamond Budgie, give me a kiss Diamond Budgie, give me a kiss You've got something that I can't resist Puffer up those ruby red lips Diamond Budgie, give me a kiss *