How Long Do I Have To Wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, I'm standing on the corner with a tenner in my hand
Looking for a woman, needs a dirty old man
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, I'm standing on the corner with a tenner in my hand
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I can pluck your pheasant till the pheasant plucker come
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants cos the pheasant plucker's late
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, a rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo
But my sister says any doodle-doo
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, there's just one thing that I don't understand
Why a bow-legged woman loves a knock-kneed man
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, I'm upside down, I'm upside down
And the way that I can tell is my nose runs and my feet smell
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, there's a whole lot of verses and this'll be the last
I'd sing another chorus but I really can't be arsed
Tell me, how long?
Do I have to wait?
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate
Well, the girls are coming to get me, Lordy, don't you hesitate