I never really take requests, but I saw something on a sign out there that reminded me of a song I haven't played in a long time. If you'll just indulge me for a second, I'm going to try to play it here. The song is called Girl on LSD. I was in love with a girl on marijuana She said if I'm not stoned, I don't want her But she got so paranoid, her place I would avoid I was in love with a girl on marijuana I was in love with a girl on cocaine She had everything going but a brain We'd talk endlessly for hours But by morning, it'd go sour I was in love with a girl on cocaine Yes to ecstasy, crystal meth and glue I found no drug compares to you All these pills, all this weed I know what I really need I was in love with a girl on LSD She'd see things I'd never see She broadened her perspective Then I got more selective I was in love with a girl on LSD Yes to ecstasy, crystal meth and glue I found no drug compares to you All these pills, all this weed I know what I really need Alright, here's the next verse. This is a good one. I was in love with a girl who drank beer Killed bad breath and all, she disappeared She was blowing up real bad But when she left, I was still sad I was in love with a girl who drank beer I was in love with a girl on China White We were married for a year one night Her memory still lingers Cause I burned all my fingers I was in love with a girl on China White I was in love with a girl who drank coffee There were times when I couldn't keep her off me That caffeine got her going But her ugly side was showing I was in love with a girl who drank coffee I was in love with a girl who was a dealer I saw somebody come and steal her And we never used to fight But the phone rang day and night I was in love with a girl who was a dealer And sure as hell, she got popped by the big guys