Well, I bet you never guessed when you came to the show

You'd be getting on the bus with me and doing some blow

Your mama's in the parking lot and looking for you

She's gonna find you when I'm done, all covered with goo Ooh, mama's little girl got all sticky Hair on your nipples, zits on your box

In Oklahoma City you're considered a fox

What did you have to do for that backstage pass?

'Cause I found a poison laminate inside of your ass So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

The driver says we're leaving come morning light

Spit out that retainer and do me right

Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night Yeah, that's it, aah, you're a good girl I wanna thank you for the loving that you spread over me

I'll be singing about you on the next CD

And you won't have to wonder if you caught VD

You'll be screaming my name when you sit down to pee Hey, Michael Starr, you motherfucker, whoa, whoa So come on, pretty baby, suck my balls all night

I'm hopped up on Cialis and you're high as a kite

I know it yeast infected but I think it's alright

Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night All around the world there's a hundred billion stupid girls just like you

Just begging for nuts to chew So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

Your daddy's looking for me and he's ready to fight

The driver says we're leaving come morning light

Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

I'm hopped up on Cialis and you're high as a kite

I know it tastes infected but I think it's alright

Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night Come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

The driver says we're leaving come morning light

Spit out that retainer and do me right

Oh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

So come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night Suck it, bitch