When the chips are down
and the stakes are high,
only the best will do.
Come on give me a try.
I'm the top of the list, see.
So take a lesson from history.
Get Christine.
In
the midnight hour
and at the crack of dawn,
I've been doing this
since the day you were born.
Well, you think you can *** me?
Well, mister, you're history.
Get Christine.
You better get Christine.
If the job needs doing and that job needs doing right,
who
you gonna trust?
You better bet your life.
There's only one guy on your list, see,
and
his name, it ain't no mystery.
Get Christine.
Yeah, you better get Christine.
And the pretty
lady realized
her big mistake.
Yes, your husband is a big man,
but he's out of shape.
From the moment she kissed me,
don't you know that she wished she,
she wished she'd got
Christine.
Yeah, she wished she'd got Christine.
Get Christine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get Christine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everywhere I go,
everybody
knows
you gotta get Christine.
Because someone's got to be there
when the
going's getting tough.
And someone's got to say that enough is enough.
I don't need no one to assist me.
I don't care if it's risky.
Get Christine.
Yeah, come on and get Christine.
When your children need to learn.
Right from wrong, there ain't no mystery.
Now your troubles are ancient mystery.
Since you got Christine,
you know you've always got Christine.