Rather than fight you, I'll give you my bell And then you can ring it and go fare thee well And the leaves don't fall in my grandfather's grave Cause the trees have been replaced with the city buildings Gather round people as fast as you can I'm gonna tell another story about an animal called man Well he struts all around with his tailor-made suits But his mind is all filled up with bullshit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Join in singing and fill in this place I'd like to be in a lifetime that you can't erase If you don't like my story then don't buy my songs Cause I wouldn't want you to listen to anything wrong Pick a wife, pick a girl Pick a wife, pick a girl Pick a wife, pick a girl *