Help! Help! Someone help me! Maurice? Oh, please! I need your help! He's got her! He's got her locked up in a dungeon! Who? Belle! We must go back! There's not a moment to lose! Slow down, Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon? A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast! You had us worried there for a minute. No, no! You must believe me! Is it a big beast? Huge! With a long, ugly snout? Hideously ugly! And sharp, cruel fangs? Yes, yes! Will you help me? All right, old man, we'll help you out! You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! Crazy old Maurice. He's always good for a laugh. Crazy old Maurice, hmm? Crazy old Maurice. Hmm. Oh, I'm afraid I've been thinking. It's a dangerous pastime, I know. But that wacky old coot is Belle's father. And his sanity's only so-so. Now the wheels in my head have been turning since I looked at that loony old man. See, I promised myself I'll be married to Belle. And right now I'm evolving a plan. If I... Yes, please. Yes, then we... No, what's she... This! Now I get it. Let's go! No one blots like Gaston, takes cheap shots like Gaston. Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston. Yes, I'm endlessly wildly resourceful. As down to the depths you descend. I won't even be mildly remorseful. Just as long as I get what I want in the end. Who has brains like Gaston, entertains like Gaston. Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston. And his marriage we soon will be celebrating. Say it again, who's a ten out of ten? Then let's say it once more like we did here before. He's a gem, he's an ace, it's all over his face. He's got brains and especially broad. It's Gaston! Thank you, boys! Gaston! Oh, please! Gaston! That's me!