You're right, new things are great They shine and they're never late Don't break down on the interstate You're right, new things are great Good point, money ain't everything But honey, having none sure stings I love angels, but I need kings Good point, money ain't everything I know that I can't buy happiness or love or time But if anything could be mine Then what I'd do is take Fifth Avenue Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Niagara Falls, too Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And maybe everything blue Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh But what I'd rather do Is just stay right here with you Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon So much for being brave When chivalry is aftershave And what you drive is how you weigh in or out Let's say hypothetically That I own the Baltic Sea The sink or swim, you've got to ask, please Would I feel better if I had the keys? I know that I can't buy happiness or love or time But if anything could be mine Then what I'd do is take Fifth Avenue Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And what Picasso drew Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh For the mountains of Peru Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh But what I'd rather do Is just stay right here with you Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon So come on, baby, past the grass It's the remote underneath your ass Cause I can't find it anywhere Mmm, baby, I should run downstairs And *** us both a sweet gold stone You want a cup or a waffle cone Or happiness or love or time Or maybe I'll just take Fifth Avenue Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh I'll take the pyramids too Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And maybe classes in Kung Fu Or Jiu-Jitsu But what I'd rather do Is just stay right here with you Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon Laying on your futon Futon, futon