There's this guy in my school, and he looks pretty good
Always asking me when we can kick it
Well, my friends think I'm wrong, but he's not what I want
Cause he's constantly begging for pictures
And when there's cute things he'd say, I bet he stole them from Drake
And did I mention he wears his mom's earrings?
I know he's tall and he's fit, but I won't fall for it
Don't want his hands or his lips coming near me
Cause he's a fuckboy, and they're all the same
Like a stain on your heart's reputation
Yeah, you're a fuckboy, I've been through it before
I'd rather be a fuckboy, I'd rather be a fuckboy

Cut out my tongue, then let you kiss me with yours
Cause you're a
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
There's this gay guy down my street
I always wanted to meet
So I went creeping around on his socials
In all the selfies he takes
His head is tilted the same
Way and his favorite hashtag is beast mode
Cause he's a fuckboy, and they're all the same
Like a stain on your heart's reputation
Yeah, you're a fuckboy, I've been through it before
I'd rather cut out my tongue
Than let you kiss me with yours
Cause you're a
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Oh wait, listen up people far and wide
There is a growing epidemic
And it does not just affect America
But the whole world
Keep your families inside, keep them safe
We must eliminate these people
And if you elect me president
I will exterminate each and every one of them
Don't want no fuckboy
Cause they're all the same
Like a stain on your heart's reputation
Yeah, you're a
Fuckboy, I've been through it before
I'd rather cut out my tongue
Than let you kiss me with yours
Cause you're a
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Cause you're a
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey