My old hen's a good old hen
She licks eggs for the railroad men
Sometimes eight, sometimes ten
That's enough for the railroad men
You cook old hen, you cook and you sing
You ain't letting eggs this way last
spring
First time she cackled, she cackled in the light
The next time she cackled, she cackled in the pipe
My old hen she's so nice
My old hen's served up on rice
Chicken and rice tastes very nice
My old hen's served up on rice
Chicken and rice tastes very nice
My old hen had a wood leg
Best old hen that ever laid an egg
Laid more eggs than the hens on the farm
Another little dance wouldn't do us any harm
Y'all dance
My old hen's a good old hen
She likes eggs for the railroad men
Sometimes one, sometimes two
That's enough for the whole dang crew
Sometimes one, sometimes two
Sometimes three and sometimes four
Sometimes eight, sometimes ten
That's enough for the railroad men
You got your bald eggs
Fried eggs
Over easy
Eggs benedict
Eggs benedict
Existential
Look out
Here come the railroad men
All right!
Excellent, excellent, excellent.