Ho, ho, ho! Oh, little train, my little elf, another great Christmas! Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year. So let's have a funky Christmas! Come on down, let's go! Come on, come on! Uh-huh! Ho, ho, ho! Hey, where's that beat from? Check it out! Hey, yo, that's my homeboy's new piece on the block! Hey, let's just play funky! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! New kids on the block! It's Christmastime! We're gonna celebrate it a lot! Danny D., are you ready? Steady! You know Joey Jo's ready! Jordan and John! Yeah! Come on! We got a funky, funky Christmas going on! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Funky Christmas! And a funky New Year, I swear! We got ourselves a party here! Girls on the floor, no sad posse at the door! Should I stop? Nah, cool, here's more! Of this song, a funky Christmas melody! Cause Jordan K. feels oh so Christmassy! Throw your hands in the air! Now pause! Kick the ballistic Santa Claus! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe St. Nick by the fireplace! Just enough his booty with a frown on his face He said hey, I said what? He said you, I said what? He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt So now I've learned, you've got to turn The fireplace down so slowly You've got to turn The fireplace down so Santa won't get dead Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Yo, MC Santa, you're the normal boy, donny You play percussion, didn't you? I did not, but who? Yeah, get busy, donny! Yeah! Uh-huh! Hey, check this out, little train gang Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Slipping and sliding through the city streets Of Beantown, getting down to the Christmas beat It's Danny D, I'm here with Christmas cheer No feeling, the other party of the year It's going, I'm showing, fresh rhymes I'm throwing It's snowing outside, but we ho, ho, ho Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing Swinging, everybody start singing Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! It's Christmas, can you swing this? Yeah! Funky dope jam top on your Christmas list Do you dig this? Boy! There ain't no twist Just something you wish for and you almost miss Huh! Funky Christmas And a happy new year Yeah! How could you be fooling it? You could be! With Donny D's doing Have a funky, funky Christmas! Have a funky, funky Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! This is the MC Santa Claus and my elf, Little Trey Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas We're gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes Hey, Little Trey, where's my little? Yo, it's right here Northside Posse Oh, yes, yes And Lou Oh, I'm funky Christmas Maurice Don and Brother Michael Such a nice boy Yeah, Posse's beat Oh, Biscuit, Andre, Butch, Johnny right there Uh, Scott Oh, he's a great boy Yo, the Def Duo Oh, the Def right there John and Jerry A Oh, such nice boys Yo, merry, merry, merry Christmas And a funky new year Man Word It's getting cold out here, Little Trey Yo, man, you get on them reindeer Let's bust out of here, man Let's get it Peace Peace