We be keepin' it all funky dory The more we rap, the more these wack cats
take a small leap back Stay ahead of the game like we're doing glory
laps The gang's mucky, our presence makes you all
retract Apply pressure to degenerate fools, send them
to school So they can sharpen up the lead in their tools
I spit harder than doing kick ups with a medicine ball
While you fall beneath me, it's sort of cheesy While I make this look sort of easy
I stay reckless and wavy, fresh as a daisy I ain't stepping foot in your rave unless
you're begging to pay me Obviously bae, ain't got my priorities straight
Plus if it's looking like I'm booling then I probably ain't
Bad habits dropping my break, watch them wobble and shake
Bringing the life back to the vibes that were lost in a crate
I'm smoked out, hot rocks in the stage, puffing that la la la
Talking some funny *** like ha ha ha We be keepin' it all funky dory
The more we spit, the more these kids around us adore each script
We keep it relevant no matter what the story is
The crew's ugly, hideous beasts on a gory tier
Lecture rappers like we sent them to college so they can better their knowledge
If they act up in class I'll get them abolished Bring an end to a novice, cause they can't
wrestle with a specialist Got structure when I rap, my bars are sturdy
like a metal bridge F your ***, it stinks nice, fresher than
a petalist Split profits baby, known for holding heat
like a kettle lid Our flavour's greater than a Kellogg's dish
We came to stay in the game, while others fell off quick
Tell them this, we keep it funky as we're wrecking it
Reckon if you *** a beat enough, they'll love the smell of it
We'll wet the quit, we got you haters spitting like our record is
Sipping that gin until I'm pissed, reminding pussies get a drink
We be keepin' it all funky dory When I'm flapping my gun, I'm strapping up blunt
Turning heads when I'm passing my scum, yeah We keep it fresh but this is classic for some
I'm just rapping fun, stacking empty glasses to one
Yeah I'm dumb, my flow's more pointless than the map of the sun
I take piss and disrespect, it's like I'm slapping a nun
This EP releasing fumes from the gap in his lungs
I miss the hanky talking *** but I don't do *** on my tongue
I'm a bum, reckons I'm wavy till I'm wrestling with daisies
Of course I know life's a drag but I ain't dressing like ladies
I'm messy and lazy, blazing till I'm resting like babies
And when I wake up, I look like Uncle Fester with rabies
I'm just an empty headed jester, with a brain that's a black hole
I wanna die a joker like Ledger did in his last role
Now pass gold, now there's no stopping me man
We're up in Monopoly mine and flopped all this property we got
We be keepin' it all funky dory The more we release, the more these
beats preach the peace, like wars with police
We're linking up like the corners of streets, forming a network
That hungry rapper with my fork in her face, sure to be eating soon
You wanna step to my kitchen, you'll get beat with a spoon
I'll speak on loops until my message is reaching the moon
So keep peeping the tunes, it's that evil platoon
And since leaving the womb, we've been stepping it up daily
Leisure but *** lazy, feeling what I've got just ain't never enough
Lately still parrot but I'm tryna go anything but crazy
Less blunts getting poked in the head like a slut baby
But still I burn it down, not the loudest in the room
But tables turn when these turntables turn around
Without music, ***'s bleak, *** a trip to Schitt's Creek
I'm just tryna get my feet on some firmer ground