I'm getting ready for the function and the junction
Baby you better come on right now
Because everybody's gonna be there
You got people coming from everywhere
We got a link ting-tong from China
Long tall Sally from Carolina
Oh, we got 007 the private eye
And he's bringing all the guys from out of spite
Come on, come on
Cause we're gonna have a ball
Down at the function, at the junction
Baby you better come on right now
Cause we're serving egg bouillon and barbecue
Chicken and dough
Hey, we got some kidneys too
And then he big fun till the break of dawn
Gonna shake a tail feather, shoot it for a run
Hold a shotgun on a rooster and dare him to crow
Make him get out there on the floor
Tell him to tell them
And tell Paul to tell them all about the function
At the junction, baby
You better come on right now
I'm talking about the function at the junction
Baby you better come on right now
Love is all brothers, jitty-bugs
Hip cats and fancy hats
Pretty girls with pretty smiles
All decked out in the latest styles
Farmer Jim and guitar Slim
Betty Boo and U-Boo Badoo
And more high sounds from Alabama
Minnesota facts from Hobo Flat
Prep taking the hip shaking cuties now
Talking about some fascinating devastating beauties now
They'll be gathering here from far and near
At the function at the junction
Baby you better come on right now
I'm talking about the function at the junction
Sister you better come on right now
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
The function at the junction
Hey, I said sister you better come on right now
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
The function at the junction