Get the *** out of here, I'm LL Cool

Soakin' wet with bad bitches in the indoor pool

Yo what am I, an animal?

'Cuz I bagged your's too One bad mooley, and you can get pants, schooly

I'm the goat, what I wrote 'cuz fire and smoke

Think I started on the choir singin' solo for the Pope

Tell your mama please, get up off her knees You can't wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese

Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens

Toes kriss krossed like she on J. Dupris' team

Button your sittin' up like beach balls in the sand plus

A mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand Who the *** let you in, all my assistants are fired

Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper that I can hire

You know some old school nigga wit a bit of attitude

Pay him fifteen hundred to *** a girl in an interlude You say I'm souped up, well, soup is good food

So what I scratch my nuts, how the *** is that wrong

For so glowin', afro pickin'

S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum sippin' Kid I'll burp on your girl butt cheeks

The honey had my nuts like two red beets

I'm bananas, out of my ***in' mind they won't let me back in

'Cuz I was down before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund Bruno Samartino, Stan Staziak

Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs

The top rooster pluckin', chickens when I'm cluckin'

WWF stands for When and Where we Fuckin' Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid

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I'm like Menace II Society

I roll through the drive thru like Kane

Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and datin's too

See my boys down the ride crack patience too Bricks, walk around, snorkel down

Macaroni and cheese Timbs broke out the orphan house

Transportin' out, the poison in 'em

Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners And them niggas that ran

My goal's to get 'em

With the heat seekin' flow wit, fo' antennas

Doc's Da Name, that's why y'all *** wit me

I'm pocket change, the bums don't *** with D Objective in 'em, Carlo inspection sticka

Check the pen, I write like a X was in 'em

Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a major league mitten

Where the stash at

Yo, yo, punk, M takin' me wit him Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Fuhgidabowdit

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Yo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my blood pumpin'

Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to somethin'

Who owe me somethin', them niggas in the back frontin'

They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion You know my name, so there's no need for introduction

I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me nothin'

Bitch I'm grown, puffin' on that one and bone

Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' 'til the honey come Backs get blown, trash get thrown

in headlocks, from this view, I'm ***in' Star Jones

I'm red hot just like candy, in '95 won the Grammy

Yo, he use it as an ashtray now Niggas can't stand or understand me, yeah

Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit ***ty draws

What's that ***, what ***, that *** on your lip

I can't smoke wit ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit

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Bitches can't stand me, Fuhgidabowdit

Still pullin' out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit The *** I see every day brings tears to my eyes

How I holla at my niggas brings ears to my cries

Stick niggas for not knowin', then teach 'em somethin'

Bitch niggas talkin' 'bout you from the streets you frontin' I never liked you, and you, I don't know

So what the *** you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go

Mono on mono, whatever nigga, I'm gon dust you

If you can't pick that afro, I'm gon bust you Walkin' like you was a 'lil nigga 'cuz you is

And don't forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids

Crackin' niggas got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why

You guys will live while everybody else'll starve That pretty *** is played, *** what your name hold

Break a nigga off somethin', watch a nigga gain fo'

Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as ***

And all that riffin' ***, mens will get you hit, bitch

Fuhgidabowdit