Ahoy, scurvies!
[Incomprehensible] It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a *** in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis The Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty ***
He wasn't fit to shovel ***
From one place to another Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his ***in' organ The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ***in' nipper
He stuffed his *** with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do The Captain's wife was Mabel
To ***, she wasn't able
So the dirty ***s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed the eels
Had found her sexual quarters Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was *** all else to do
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