I'm a friend of Mr Paisley, I'm a friend of Alan Jones I'm a friend of Sheridan Batty, I'm a friend of your clone son I'm a friend of Stuart Sackley, I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison, I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free? I'm a friend of Egon Sheena, I'm a friend of Mr Fox I'm a friend of Dr Kildare, I'm a friend of the Wimps of Tops I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of Arthur Askey, I'm a friend of Fred Paine I'm a friend of Danny Andrew, I'm a friend of Big John White I'm a friend of Brian Inglis, I'm a friend of your dead son I'm a friend of Boris Karloff, I'm a friend of everyone I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And if I come on the night, can I get in free?