You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago. Oh, yeah. We're two of a kind, all right. Partners. Through thick or thin. Night or day. Right or wrong. If you're ever in a jam, here I am. If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal. If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail. It's friendship, friendship. Just the perfect friendship. When other friendships have been forgotten, Ours will still be hot. Laddle, laddle, laddle, dig, dig, dig. Hey! If you're ever down a well, ring my bell. If you ever catch on fire, sound a wire. If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine. It's friendship, friendship. Just the perfect friendship. When other friendships cease to gel, Ours will still be swell. Laddle, laddle, laddle, dig, dig, dig. If they ever black your eyes, put me wise. If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I complain. It's friendship, friendship. Just the perfect friendship. When other friendships go up in smoke, Ours will still be oh. Laddle, laddle, laddle, goof, goof, goof. If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind. If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt. If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh. It's friendship, friendship. Just the perfect friendship. When other friendships have been forgates, Ours will still be great. If they ever crack your spine, drop a line. If they ever cut your throat, grind a note. If they ever make a cannibal stew, you involve me too. It's friendship, friendship. Just the perfect friendship. When other friendships are up the creek, Ours will still be slick. Laddle, laddle, laddle, quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack? Quack, quack, quack. What do I sound like, a duck? Only when you sing. When other friendships have been forgot, Ours will still be hot. Quack, quack, quack.