Buttering both sides of your bread What sort of things have got in your head? Not making the most of spreading your toast Stuff of buttered bread's a buttery ghost There is no need to get hairy over dairy It's ok to be cherry as a berry When you sprinkle butter over your bread Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter Butter these days is costly stuff One penny better's surely enough No need to teach green beans to swim Butter is not a food of whim There's no need to get flustered over butter It's okay to use it to the point of smothered When you sprinkle butter over your bread Poyo! What have you done to your mother-in-true? You're drowning me in a buttery ooze Drowning it in a buttery ooze It's all over me and all over you It's all over me and all over you What shall we do about the goo? There's no need to be stingy or stoogey Every golden bit of butter is juicy When you sprinkle butter over your bread There's no need to get hairy over dairy It's okay to be hairy as a fairy When you sprinkle butter over your bread There's no need to get flustered over butter It's okay to use it to the point of smothered When you sprinkle butter over your bread