Let me tell you about a woman I knowShe don't drinkAnd she don't smokeShe can't standA dirty jokeShe don't hang outTill the morning lightShe don't have to get highLord, to get rightShe's a friendShe's a loverShe's my wifeBut I'll take a drinkLord, and I'll have a smokeAnd I'll throw some downrightDirty jokesBeen known to hang outTill the morning lightBeen known to get highTrying to get rightBut that's just me, sonThat's just meIf you don't know my womanYou might think she's squareBut you ought to see that womanWhen she lets down her hairShe's the damnedest thingThat's ever walked into my lifeYeah, LordShe's a friendShe's a loverShe's my wifeTell them how my wife's on yours tooMmmWell, I wear jeansAnd she wears silkI like beerAnd she likes milkShe can be softLike a silver rainBut lock them doors at nightShe's a hurricaneShe's a hurricaneShe's a friendShe's a loverOoh, she's my wifeLord, it's getting misteryWhat she sees in meShe's as long as I want herShe'll never set me freeShe's the damnedest thingThat ever walked into my lifeEver, yeahShe's a friendShe's a loverShe's my wifeShe's a friendShe's a loveShe's myWifeShe's a friendShe's a loverShe's a foxShe's a motherShe's my friendShe's my loverShe's my wifeThat's my life I'm talking aboutThat's my life I'm talking about