Mmm, well Ali Baba had them 40 thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master, you're in luck, cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic, never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your can
You got some punch pizzazz, yeah, who and how
All you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say
Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me, no, no, no
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
Come on, whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the child
Say what you wish, it's yours, you dish
I bought a little more by Gliva
Hey, I have some of the cotton, man
Try all of it, try all of it, try all of it


So call and be
I'm in the mood to help you do
You ain't never had a friend like me, yeah, yeah
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends do this?
Hop down a little high
Can your friends go poo?
Yeah, yeah
So don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide and certified
You got a genie while you're charging fast
I got a bubble full of herbs to help you out
So would you wish I really were to know?
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Mr. Eastern Fire infrastructure
Highway shot two or three
I'm on the job
You'll break the box
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never
had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never



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Hey, hey, hey, hey
You ain't never had a friend
I've had free-line dreams