We're gonna have a party, invite all our friends, drink and pretend, life's grand, everything is dandy. Pinkies raised, we'll toast the days, coming to an end, my friend, it's time for french fries and champagne. Yesterday was easy, breezing through the years, no cares and no fears, you and I, the world our briny oyster, let's not get sentimental, we'll tango through the tears, so cheers, time for french fries and champagne. It's bittersweet to beat the odds of losing, when every smile you see just hides a heart that's blues-ing, if misery loves company, we'll need a lot more gin, oh can't win, it's time for french fries and champagne. Your soul's a shell you can sell for pennies, so let's strike up the band and have us one or two, too many if woes were shiny nickels, we'd all be billionaires, who cares, it's time for french fries, time for french fries, time for french fries and champagne. *