Howdy, people. Here's a little story about an old friend of mine. To all you quick folks out there, this is Hardcore 10-4. Three, four days, things ain't going my way. Everything is gone, my life is a country song. Uh-oh. I am tired of my bed this morning. Then I heard this crunchy sound. From my left thing that was broken. And a note was laying on the ground. Baby, I'm leaving you this minute. Took the car and the cats and dogs. Got the boots and the rhinestones, listen. Nothing left but the note you got. Ah, you suck. Three, four days, things ain't going my way. Everything is wrong, my life is a country song. Freaky Friday, don't say I'm a harlot. Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on? On my way through crosstown traffic. I was hit by a giant truck. I came late to work and got fired. Then suddenly the thunder struck. Uh-oh. Baby, I'm leaving you this minute. Took the car and the cats and dogs. Got the boots and the rhinestones, listen. Nothing left but the note you got. Ah, you suck. Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way. Everything is wrong, my life is a country song. Freaky Friday, don't say I'm a harlot. Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on? My life's a country song. Hot car, 10-4. What the heck is wrong? Life's a country song. Hot car, 10-4. What the heck is going on? Life's a country song. Hot car, 10-4. What the heck is wrong? Life's a country song. Hot car, 10-4. What the heck is going on? Everything is gone. My life is a country song. Hot car, 10-4. Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way. Everything is wrong, my life is a country song. Freaky Friday, don't say I'm a harlot. Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on? Well folks, that's all for now. Life is just a long, long country song. And that's a big 10-4, 10-4, 10-4.