When to fortune teller, get my fortune read Didn't know what to tell her, had a dizzy feel in my head She said she'd take a look at my palm Suddenly it feel kinda warm She turns into a crystal ball Said you're in love Said I might be so Listen any girl I know Said by next sunrise You'll be looking into her eyes Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Left there in a hurry Looking for my big surprise Next thing I discovered Fortune teller told me lies Hurried up down to that woman Mad as I could be Tell her I didn't see nobody While she made a fool out of me Just then something struck me As if it came from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fella Married to the fortune teller We're as happy as we can be Now I get my fortune told for free Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah