Don't ask me if I'm doing fine Let's crack open another wine
I watch porn just for the storyline Don't eat unless it's soda time
I'll say the truth is I miss you, it hurts I can't think until I'm drinking first
Kicking and screaming, crashing to the mess I'll never stop, they're calling the cops at my address
Forever drunk, forever drunk Now that you're gone, I'm forever drunk
It hurts too much to sober up Just let me be forever drunk
Now I'm dancing all the seven cans Pretending they're adoring fans
So I'm forever drunk Now that you're gone, I'm forever drunk
I'm standing in the party line I'm crashing, needing all the hype
I knock tears, it's glitter in my eyes Keep dancing while I reapply
I'll say the truth is I miss you, it hurts I can't think until I'm drinking first
Kicking and screaming, crashing to the mess I'll never stop, they're calling the cops at my address
Forever drunk, forever drunk Now that you're gone, I'm forever drunk
It hurts too much to sober up Just let me be forever drunk
Now I'm dancing all the seven cans Pretending they're adoring fans
So I'm forever drunk Now that you're gone, I'm forever drunk
What if I can't ever get over you? Show my grandkids pictures of us two
I'm afraid to miss you for that long If I'm in love, but I know how time's up
Forever drunk, forever drunk Now that you're gone, I'm forever drunk
It hurts too much to sober up Just let me be forever drunk
Now I'm dancing all the seven cans Pretending they're adoring fans
So I'm forever drunk Now that you're gone, I'm forever drunk
Forever, forever, forever drunk
Forever drunk, forever drunk