If you save yourself from marriage, you're a bore If you don't save yourself from marriage, you're a horrible person If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat But if you lose too much, then you're on crack You're d*** if you do and you're d*** if you don't So you might as well just do whatever you want So make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys, kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight Roll up, or don't Just follow your arrow wherever it points Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points If you don't go to church, you'll go to d*** If you're the first one on the front row, you're a self-righteous son of I can't win for losing, you'll just disappoint em Just cause you can't beat em, don't mean you should join em So make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys, kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight Roll up, or don't Just follow your arrow wherever it points Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points Say what you think, love who you love Cause you just get so many trips around the sun Yeah, you only, only live once So make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys, kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight Roll up, or don't Just follow your arrow wherever it points Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points Thanks for watching!