I'm a lazy thing, not a marathon runner, but if I'm in a hurry I can walk a twenty minute mile.
I'm dirty cheap, I save a lot of money, but I'm a fashion statement that never goes out of style, I still drive the ladies wild.
Yes, I'm a flip-flop making a stand on a soul made of rubber in the shifting sand, feel free to tread on me honey, I'm just being all out.
I can be a little flip-flop and I won't stop rocking the neighborhood, I slide right on and I slide right off.
Take me or leave me, but keep me from the garbage can, you'll want me here when the weather gets warm.
When you're chilling in the swimsuit laying out, working on a tent.
Yeah, I'm your fair weather friend, yeah baby.
I'm a flip-flop dropping the beat, I save your little piggies from the hot concrete, feel free to tread on me honey, I'm just being all out.
I can be a little flip-flop and I won't stop rocking the neighborhood.
I'm not a cowboy boot, a wingtip shoe, or an elegant high heel.
I'm not a heavy duty work boot, with a toe covered in steel.
But I can take a whole lot of abuse, yeah.
I can't go to church, I can't go out dancing.
I can't have a nice dinner, can't take you to a Broadway show.
No.
The office place, it wasn't made for me.
You can't make it in a rat race if you like to take it slow.
No, no, no.
The world's a big dress code.
And I'm a flip-flop making a stand on a soul made of rubber in the shifting sand.
Feel free to tread on me honey, I'm just being all out.
I can be a little flip-flop and I won't stop rocking.
I'm a flip-flop and I won't stop rocking.
I'm a flip-flop and I won't stop rocking.