When I was

A little baby

A mamma's boy

No one could save me

From those kids at school They would bully

They would tease

They would taunt me

Haunt me You're such a pretty boy

You're such a pretty boy

You're such a pretty boy

You're such a pretty boy Fear

I grew up so scared

The bible belt

Redneck lifestyle

One day I'll fly free In the airplane

Where's my seat?

Where's my champagne?

Champagne I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy

I'm such a pretty boy Heaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day

And they don't even notice when I'm

Down Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy

Such a pretty boy Hotels were closed

And the airport was clean

He was stranded alone

In his southwest dream Hotels were closed

And the airport was clean

I was stranded alone

In my southwest dream