Bài hát: F**k Everything - Jon Lajoie

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a ***.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of *** humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a ***...)
About anything, *** everyone and *** everything, what
(I don't give a ***...)
I literally don't give a *** about anything

I don't give a *** about mother***in' anything
People care about ***, I say *** everything
*** you, *** me, *** the sky, *** trees, *** the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And *** toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And *** coasters. I use a little plate instead
And *** roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a *** about chairs. I prefer to stand
And *** air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And *** the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving i liked
And *** liking ***. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a *** about not liking all the *** I don't like
Like tissues. *** them! I blow my nose on the couch

And *** my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a *** about seeing bitch, *** my eyes
*** physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
*** time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And *** coasts, who gives a *** about where water meets land
And *** boats, just because you float you think you're so ***ing bad
And *** jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a ***...)
About anything, *** everyone and *** everything, what
(I don't give a ***...)
I literally don't give a *** about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a ***"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a ***, alright?"
Don't give a *** about beverage size options mother***er
And I don't give a *** about liquids either
They're all wet and *** and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a *** about straight ***

And *** my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
*** biological functions, *** the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but mother*** copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And *** birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a *** about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the ***ing corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a mother***ing drag
You know what? *** the word ***, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a *** the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a *** about winning yo
I don't even give a *** about not giving a ***,
so I do give a ***... wait, what?

(I give a ***...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a ***...)
I literally care about every mother***ing thing