I've been gone but I'm back again, it's been too long you wonder where I've been,
well I bet y'all thought I would pack it in, since I got this new MTB for the deer swim.
Man why'd y'all blame me, TRL you drive me crazy,
and everybody really hates me, I thought we were friends Carson Daly.
Man I tried out for American Idol, I got up and sang for Simon Cowell,
but he said I was absolutely horrible, he said I was worse than William Hung too.
Now what do I do, please help me could ya, I keep getting punk like Ashton Kutcher,
since my name's still Bashton Butcher, well I'ma just change it so listen would ya.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
Man I don't know if I'm past my prime, I'm feeling old I just turned 29,
it's crazy I think I lost my mind, cause lately it shows I forget my, uh.
Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing, sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson,
don't know if tuna's fish or chicken, nah I told you it's 5-2 nobody listens.
Okay, you don't believe that's true, even my mom still thinks it's 52.
Now I tried to explain but it's no use, but at least the kids say,
man you're cool, no really man I can't complain, kids take cough pain and write my name,
on they t-shirts and they be like, that's why it's time for me to change.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
Yeah, I used to come through, my system blasting, people couldn't miss it when I tried to pass it up.
In a Honda Civic with a muffler dragging, shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins.
But, back when I was living wrong, I needed to get tipsy like Jake Kwan,
but nowadays all I need is God, and a mic, and a DJ, and my iPod.
Alrighty, put your dance shoes on, everybody just get your groove on,
we rock the party to the break of dawn, and even get your grandma to sing along.
Now, what I say don't take this lightly, God runs things and I'm Bruce Almighty,
Jesus, the only one I need, now five tweezer, y'all know what I mean.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
I want more, tweezers, tweezers, I want more, I want more, tweezers.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.
It's five tweezers, KJ five tweezers, it's five tweezers, that's one more than two fours.