Felt a pang late one afternoon

I was fishin' off Muir beach

With Larry LaLonde

And I started to chew

Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich

Pretty soon Ler's yellin I was just a little pup

Fish on. Fish on

And it was derby day

Out in San Pablo bay

And my orange life vest

Was dad and me and Darrell

Taco flavored Doritos

On twenty-pound test

Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon

Now he fought that fish for an hour

And a half

And he grabbed for the gaff

Darrell'd say "Jump ya sons a bitch!"

When we got him in the boat

He measured six feet long

To write a song called

I was so danged impressed I had Fish on

T'was a bright and sunny day

Fishin' shark & Stingray

It was me and Todd Huth

Out of Bohuas Lagoon Blued and tatooed

Looks like I got me one of them

Well hey, hey, hey I'll be screwed, Fish on. Fish on.