I got a brand new record and I gotta play She says knock now, boy, but I did it anyway I got a red top Chevy and I'm back on my feet I get an Evo wooded when I sit in the seat Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah I got a girlfriend with the hoochie-goochie eyes Cause in the paint she looks so fine She's got the crackerjack, now all I want's the prize, honey I know this hookah's down on 42nd Street But you got the booties, not my style I'll take a rain check till I get back on my feet, honey Cause I'm all right, your daddy says I'm all right Your mama says I'm all right My old lady says I'm all right Whip-crackin' freezy way outta control She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll I got the right kill, baby, but the wrong key to hold I'm ready, so ready, yeah I'm a red-hot pistol and I'm ready to fight I'm a .38, smashin' on a Saturday night I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey, make it all right Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah I drive a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash It kinda keeps my ass in line One little French kiss, honey, that's my kind of trash, yeah My brand-new bed is lookin' if I can get by The sun is shinin' every day Ain't got no problems now, it's rainin' all the time, yeah Cause I'm all right, my little sister says I'm all right My brother thinks I'm all right And my old lady knows I'm all right I feel like I'm hung up on a line Like that woman we were partners in the crime Everything about you is so F.I.A.B.I. Let's put our clothes back on and find the way to watch your neighbor again Come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah Cause I'm all right, your daddy says I'm all right And your brother says I'm all right And your parents says I'm all right Pitch my tan in the pouring rain I got a backseat lover that's callin' my name She gonna blow my cover, she's hard as a flame But I'm ready, so ready, ow I shove my tongue right between your cheeks I haven't made love now for twenty-five weeks I hear that you're so tight, your lovin' squeaks And I'm ready, so ready, yeah, yeah, yeah I surely wouldn't stand in the place where the hollies blow