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Now here's a time all my life, I won't forget for the world
When Cash hooked me up with this ugly girl
He said, oh if she's bad then she's a musical producer
But I should have known with a name like Medusa
When she opened the door, man it wasn't even funny
Because the girl reminded me
Of King Kong, Bunny, Ballhead, and in fact
Boy, she blew my mind, but she captured my heart
She was kind, sat me down at the table for a bite to eat
Gave me a rose and a kiss on the cheek
My mind was in shock, man, I thought I was dreaming
Cause every time I looked at her, I felt like screaming
I thought about leaving, but I stopped and chilled
Just thought to myself, can this be real?
She's not pretty at all, but she treats me like a king
Is that why you care for that ugly thing?
Yeah, you can probably dog her and call her a creep
But you know what?
What?
Beauty's only skin deep, and no matter what you say
Man, she seems to be sweet
Cause I've been dating her now for the past three weeks
So if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Man, find an ugly woman and make her your wife
Cause pretty girls will have you crying the blues
But when an ugly girl leaves, she ain't nothing to lose
But when an ugly girl leaves, she ain't nothing to lose