I wait alone up here, I'm trapped another day Locked up here, please set me free My new life I almost see A castle, you and me Yes, a castle, you and me Tis I, tis I, upon my regal steed Princess, my love, at last you shall be free I'm strong and brave and dashing my way there With speed, with might, with soft and bouncy hair Through the blistering desert, across the stormy sea Facing creatures so vile, so you can gaze upon me I knew you'd come for me, and now we finally meet I knew you'd wait, and from my plate of love you'd yield Who is this terribly ugly fiend who so rudely intervened? Will the charming fighter will he flee? Oh please, rescue me! What a monstrosity! Dearly not, honey lamb, I will slice that thing up like a ham!