I'll break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punchline
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exists to continue the story
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Can't be too loud,
can't be too busy
If I don't answer now,
are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud,
can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
I say I'm okay
But they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain
But my efforts in vain
They can't relate To how I've drawn out in sharpie
Where I take the scissors If that's what it took for me to look in the
I've done every diet to make me look thinner So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Can't be too loud,
can't be too busy If I don't answer now,
are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud,
can't think I'm pretty Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fact,
funny friend Life of the fact,
funny friend
It's funny when I think a guy likes me And it's funny when I'm the one who says
let's go deep It's funny when I'm asked to go out on how
Can't be
too loud,
can't be too busy If I don't answer now,
are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud,
can't think I'm pretty Do they keep me around so their flaws just
Life of the Fat
Funny Friend Life of the Fat
Funny Friend
I've drawn out in Sharpie
Where I'd take the scissors