I'll break the iceSo they don't see my sizeAnd I have to be niceOr I'll be the next punchlineI'm just the best friend in Hollywood moviesWho only exists to continue the storyThe girl gets the guy while I'm standing off screenSo I'll wait for my cue to be comedic reliefCan't be too loud,can't be too busyIf I don't answer now,are they still gonna need me?Can't be too proud,can't think I'm prettyDo they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?I say I'm okayBut they wouldn't care anywayAnd I could try to explainBut my efforts in vainThey can't relate To how I've drawn out in sharpieWhere I take the scissors If that's what it took for me to look in theI've done every diet to make me look thinner So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?Can't be too loud,can't be too busy If I don't answer now,are they still gonna need me?Can't be too proud,can't think I'm pretty Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly?Life of the fact,funny friend Life of the fact,funny friendIt's funny when I think a guy likes me And it's funny when I'm the one who sayslet's go deep It's funny when I'm asked to go out on howCan't betoo loud,can't be too busy If I don't answer now,are they still gonna need me?Can't be too proud,can't think I'm pretty Do they keep me around so their flaws justLife of the FatFunny Friend Life of the FatFunny FriendI've drawn out in SharpieWhere I'd take the scissors