Here's a fantastic sea shanty, roll on land force in your netsy. Cos I am ASAL for the pirates and I've got the biggest boat. There's a whale on the left hand stern, spitting up water in the air. Here comes a herd of great big sharks, bless me my harpoon. Oh blimey I left it at home, what can I do to calm it? Cost me some crud please, I'll get drunk and I'll walk round the boat all day. Jolly Jack, Tar of the Black Death, yeah. Dolly Jack, Char of the Black Death, yeah. Oh you are a very very salty sea dog. I'm going round with Jolly Roger, walking the black all day, yeah. Eating lots of fish fingers, cos I like being at sea. That's maybe salt for me capsaicin.
