I've got this funny feeling going through my head If I go now to the pub I might just end up in bed With a blonde or a brunette or a redhead or two But oh what am I saying that'll never happen to you Can this be right? Can this be wrong? I'm doing what I'm doing all night long I love to brag, I love to boast And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most You see cos I just love to fantasise All these thoughts I've got inside It can't be helping what I'm doing I'd like to get them out my head Before I go blind in my bed Time to change these days and she's heading for you She knows just what she wants and she knows what to do She drags you back to her place, step over the toys The babysitter's sleeping so we can't make much noise It's been so long, I won't go fast Ejaculation celebration here at last Pig in shits, cat and the green I open up my eyes but it's another wet dream You see cos I just love to fantasise All these thoughts I've got inside It can't be helping what I'm doing I'd like to get them out my head Before I go blind in my bed I've had this funny feeling lying in my bed Someone's spreading rumours down the king's head But I've got this reputation and I can't stop it now I'd like to be in heaven but this feels like hell Can this be right? Can this be wrong? I'm doing what I'm doing all night long I love to brag I love to boast And although that's enough I think I've had the most You see cos I just love to fantasise I close my eyes, she's always there Why am I living this nightmare? She's a darling in my eyes But I just love to fantasise You see cos I just love to fantasise On my bed I always lie The same old blue books in my hand And to the pictures I relate Is this my world? Is this my fate? Oh wait Oh wait