A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant And the fake plastic earth She bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plants To get rid of itself And it wears her out And it wears her out And it wears her out And it wears her out And she lives with a broken man A *** polystyrene man Who just crumbles and burns And he used to do surgery For the girls in the eighties But gravity always wins Oh, it wears him out It wears him out It wears him out And it wears him out And she looks like the real thing And she tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love Oh, I can't help this feeling That I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn around Just turn around If I just turn around And if I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time