Green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant And a fake plastic cup That you bought from a rubber man In a town full of rubber plants To get rid of itself It wears around It wears around It wears around It wears around She lives with a broken mind A cracked polystyrene land Where it just crumbles and burns Used to do surgery For girls in the 80s The gravity always wins It wears around It wears around It wears around It wears She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I compose to the ceiling If I just turn around And it wears me out It wears me out It wears me out It wears me out And if I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time guitar solo applause & cheers