Baby,
when you get that look in your eye,
I know what I'm gonna hear.
Your bones are hurting and your hair is
falling and it's getting worse every year.
So you call the doctor on the telephone
and he tells you to come home,
yeah.
He takes your blood and he checks your
pulse and he tells you once again.
Fake ache,
a fake ache,
you got a fake ache lady.
You got a fake ache kicking all the time.
You got a fake ache woman.
Fake ache,
a fake ache,
you got a fake ache baby.
You got a fake ache praying on your mind.
You got a fake ache honey.
Well, we got a freezer that's full of pills.
We got pills in the cupboard too.
Vitamins that'll treat your ills and tease to help your mood.
And the pain subsides,
but I know in time,
a little further down the road.
You'll be fretting all over again.
I know that's how the story goes.
Fake ache,
fake ache, you got a fake ache lover.
You got a fake ache kicking all the
time.
You got a fake ache sugar.
Fake ache,
a fake ache,
you got a fake ache mama.
You
got a fake ache growing up your mind.
You got a fake ache honey.
Now I know that you think I'm being mean now.
Talking fun and joking about your pain.
Even as we both were growing old now.
We were young.
You were just the same.
And I love you anyway.
Fake ache,
fake ache,
you got a fake ache sweetie.
You got a fake ache coming all the time.
You got a fake ache honey.
Fake ache,
a fake ache, you got a fake ache baby.
You got a fake ache taking up your mind.
You got a fake ache woman.