Switching parties like a square dance Just watch where you're going There are limbs that keep on flying While we just watch how not to get hit You and I seem hungry like the wolf This wasn't my dream But every day keeps getting better We only look mean Crazy like a fox Things aren't how they seem, right? It's all fair game Anyway It's all fair game Anyway Just a teeny bit amoral Fiercely pessimistic But we're one big family What's that, darling? Who says family doesn't kiss? Oh, every game's a bit incestuous It's just a game And if you know the rules, you can't get hurt We're all the same A bit tempestuous But we're just restless, right? It's all fair game Anyway It's all fair game When you play Have you got the heart and have you got the guts? It's not a sport But who says life should be so boring? We find your rules a bit extraneous We leave you breathless, right? It's all fair game Anyway It's all fair game Anyway It's all fair game When you play The rules are strange But aren't they great?